this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them
this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you
This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!
The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife
Are we still doing shoulder shimmies? Is that still a thing? Whatever, I don’t care. HERE WE GO, BITCHES.
We the Bitches suggest you save up for stuff in the following order:
$1k emergency fund. Do this first and all at once. You should have this in place when you’re independent. So, about age 18 for most people, 22 for others, and later for others.
401(k) or 403(b) retirement fund. You should start this shit as soon as you get your first job. It’s take directly from your paycheck, so you barely have to think about it. Just ask your employer to opt in!
Roth IRA/Traditional IRA. If you don’t have the option for a 401(k) at your day job, do this instead as soon as you get your first big kid job.
Paying off your debt. If you don’t have student loans or credit card debt, skip this part. But basically, your savings will get you nowhere if you’re not prioritizing your debt.
A home. The debate between advocates of renting and advocates of buying property is long and fraught. Srsly, we lost a man last month. Owning a home is not for everyone, so here are our lengthy thoughts on the matter.
A Vanguard index fund. Listen, Vanguard isn’t paying me to write this (though hello Vanguard, please feel free to donate to our PayPal account at any time). They’re just the first investment firm to make index funds a normal thing, and so far they’re the best at it. An index fund is safer, simpler, and cheaper than any other form of stock market investing you can get yourself into.
The fun shit. Want a car? A trip abroad? Get your financial house in order first. Aside from the emergency fund and the retirement fund, everything else can happen a little at a time or in one fell swoop, as you prefer.
You can’t just SAVE your way to retirement. You have to INVEST as well, which is why most of the above is about investing your savings to make them grow to your benefit. Get crackin’, kid.
